My name is Joel David Miller, and I eat pizza. That sums it up on the most basic level, but this ain't about basics, this is about LOVE. I LOVE PIZZA. I would even venture to say that is an understatement, because my affinity for this circular marvel of deliciousness is unparalleled. No matter who you are, what you do, or how you impact my life, you will never be pizza. Pizza is flawless and my one true love.
Monday, August 10, 2009
The Only Thing Worth Having in Under 3 Minutes is an Orgasm
I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand I'm fuckin' 'merican so I love getting things as quickly as possible, but how dare you tell me you can make a quality pizza in under 3 minutes. European assholes.
My name is Joel David Miller, and I love pizza. I'm a chef at La Finestra Italian Restaurant in Tarzana, Ca, and play music in various projects. Pizza is my life and I'm very passionate about it, the only thing that's on par with pizza is the Los Angeles Dodgers.
dude. im liking this. i can see it popping up in malls and sporting events. but you know the US will jack up the price cause thats how we do.
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