Monday, August 10, 2009

The Only Thing Worth Having in Under 3 Minutes is an Orgasm

I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand I'm fuckin' 'merican so I love getting things as quickly as possible, but how dare you tell me you can make a quality pizza in under 3 minutes. European assholes.


  1. dude. im liking this. i can see it popping up in malls and sporting events. but you know the US will jack up the price cause thats how we do.