Saturday, January 23, 2010


Yea yea's been months. I know it's hard to go through your daily life without my erotic verbal pizza styling but shit's been hectic, and if you don't like it you can do one of two things:

1) Go fuck yourself.

2) Start your own god damn pizza blog (which I know you wont do cause you suck).

But in all seriousness I've been away for a little while, jet-setting off to the holy mecca of pizza, New York, and then to Israel for a couple weeks. AND YES I ate a shit ton of pizza, took pictures, and will be posting it in its entirety on the blog....just after I get over the jet lag and hooker-induced rashes I acquired in Israel. Words of advice: Never stay in a "hotel" that rents by the hour to prostitutes.

So just hold tight, grab your loved one, order some pizza, and fuck on the empty box. Then you can check the blog again.

Till then bitches.