I haven't had pizza in almost 2 days and I think I'm losing it. This isn't okay, I feel this giant void in my life that can only be filled by the almighty za. And on top of this all I haven't been to a new pizza place in like a week and a half. Am I slipping? What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm questioning my beliefs now, my whole way of living is in jeopardy if i don't do something about it and fast. Is this what it's like for lonely guys who haven't had the gentle carress of a lady in years only to go out and buy a discount hooker? Yes, yes it is. My pain is sad.
PIZZA! PIZZA I NEED YOU!
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