Saturday, September 5, 2009
HAPPY NATIONAL CHEESE PIZZA DAY
Today, September fifth, is the greatest day in American - nay - the WORLDS history. It's motherfucking National Cheese Pizza Day! Fuck Independence Day, Memorial Day, Mother's Day, Arbor Day, Boxing Day, and all the others days that blow donkey wang compared to today. I know what I will be doing today - stuffing as many slices down my throat as humanly possible and then when I vomit it all up I order another pizza.