THE GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHINGS. EVER.

Are you fucking kidding me? How has this not won MULTIPLE Grammys? This shit should even sweep the motherfucking Country Music Awards. So what if it's not country? Trance/house/disco music about pizza should be the only thing people ever listen to, nay, the only thing people should be ALLOWED to listen to. Not only is the music flawless in its composition and structure, but the lyrics are some shit that would make Robert Frost shed a tear:

"We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza everyday
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way!"

Gold. Fucking Gold.

Can it get any better? You bet your sweet ass it can, because apparently this is a radio version which means the original of the song must be raunchy as all hell.

"We like motherfucking pizza in the motherfucking morning, we like pizza every motherfucking day."

Oh kids these days, with their songs about pizza, dance dance revolution, and sodomy. My how things have changed since 96'.